Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running unchallenged for the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party 2008 presidential nomination. Sharkey is running on an “impale criminals” platform. Gene Amondson, a preacher, supports prohibition. “Average Joe” Schriner is making his third bid as a, simply put, average Joe.
Vampires and Prohibitionists for President