Vampires and Prohibitionists for President

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running unchallenged for the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party 2008 presidential nomination. Sharkey is running on an “impale criminals” platform. Gene Amondson, a preacher, supports prohibition. “Average Joe” Schriner is making his third bid as a, simply put, average Joe.

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