Romney bows down, asks Ron Paul to be running mate.

When asked why he chose Ron Paul over the other Republican candidates Romney said, “Well, I saw the new ‘Strippers for Ron Paul’ craze taking off and got to thinking about the situation as a whole. Dr. Paul has seen more females than the entire Senate combined, hasn’t been sued by any of them and has managed to stay married to the same woman…”

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